Me: (vacuuming the dining room curtains of dog hair)
Big Boy: (stinker flips off my vacuum) Mom, I'm really worried that something's wrong with [little brother].
Me: What is it, buddy? Is he OK up in the bath tub?
Big Boy: Yes, it's just he has these spots on his feet, and, well, I think he might have leprosy. (eyes WIDE and worried)
Me: Oh honey, I think those are just blisters since he didn' wear socks with his tennis shoes yesterday.
I guess that's what he took from Vacation Bible School: the story of Jesus healing the 10 lepers and the kid we mummified in lepers bandages..
Too funny. Just had to share it!